Eggplant is the new black.

Yes, that Maria.

October 1, 2011 11:22 am

Standing in my front yard after midnight and a cat I’ve never seen before sidles in and within five minutes he’s rubbing his cheeks against my shins, aggressively affectionate, like he owns me, and I’m all, this is awkward because we just met and also who sent you?

September 20, 2011 9:17 pm

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tumblrbot: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

A SHOUTING BOT.